September 2009
2 posts
God created us and in the same way you birth a child, knowing full well, that...
– Jerry Brownings
June 2009
7 posts
Ian Fisher a fantastic!! Awesome man of God and an excellet preacher!!!!
Loving Everything About the iPhone!
Wow I’m super excited hat my first tumble udate comes from a mobile phone! Mmmmm so basically I’m really excited that I know have an iPhone. Damn technology these days is really good!! Love of entirely this is my new best friend for sure aye!! Let me know how you all are okay…??? Love to you all :)
May 2009
28 posts
25 Things you dont need to know about me
I have been inspired by the ever awesome Kirsti. She compiled a list of stuff about her before, but I’m gonna modify it and make my list “The 25 things you dont need to know about me” taken purely from what others have said to me… hahahaha.
25. I eat. way. to. much!
24. I have done 100 push-ups every night for 1 year now. I wont stop!
23. I entered a dancing competition...
In response to the comparison of the race struggle...
tanisharenee:
“I know a lot of people who used to be gay; I don’t know anybody who used to be black.”
- Pastor Miles McPherson
Mmmhmm…..mmmmhmmm….mmmhmmm.
Me (to Dad): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder...
Me: tell her no need for introductions. and that you’ve read about her on...
– Hahaha, another funny text.
TEXT MESSAGE
Shaun: pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
Me: no...
– I just realised how funny that text conversation looks :)
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass...
– Stephen James Hart
Monica's Seven Erogenous Zones (4.11)
Monica: All right, I'm gonna show you something a lot of guys don't know. Rach, give me that pad, please? All right. Now...
Chandler: Wait, you don't have to draw an actual wo.... Whoa! She's hot!
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven!
Chandler: There are seven?
Chandler: That's one?
Monica: Kind of an important one!
Chandler: Oh, y'know... y'know what? I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, y'know, sometimes that helps.
Monica: All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven.
Friends Forever Moment #1
Joey: You think I need a new walk?
Chandler: What?
Joey: Well I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.
Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?
I had the BEST evening in quite some time thanks @barneybaby ! I had so much fun. Good times, Good times :)
The Tourists visit Hamilton!
Ola, ola! Hows everyone doing!??
I’m just checking in to say “HI.” I had the best day today. Me and my crazy partner in crimes (yes we did commit a few crimes out and about today) Ali, pretended to be tourists visiting Hamilton today. It was REALLY funny and fun.
The day starts with us both ending up at Gateway Christian Center for a church service…Whoop Whoop ;)
We then...
Night Twitter people around the world. Cya tomorrow!
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will...
– Dave Matthews (via littlemiss) (via cardassianvole)
Hey @jonasbrothers *Are you EVER gonna come to NEW ZEALAND???????
* #jonaslive
I believe it is now my Lunch break….see you all in a few :)
I tried to phone the doctor as I suspected I had swine flu but there was a lot of crackling on the line :D
Loves the way I look. And I am thankful God gave me a fully functional face ;)
April 2009
26 posts
It is better to be Brave than Cautious, for the Brave may not live forever, but...
– Edward Christoph Philip Gerald Renaldi
Omg, I’m still in huge shock. http://bit.ly/ogrfP
Hello Twitter World……..I’m here now….No Need to panic.
Currently Listening to @DarleneZschech ‘s album “Change Your World.” It’s a seriously good listen!
TALK ABOUT BOREDOM @work !
RT @barneybaby: sometimes the things that hurt the most arn’t the things that happen to us but the things that happen to others.